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04 December 2010 @ 08:55 pm
Fic: Converses. Can Never Get Enough Of Them.  
Title: Converses. Can Never Get Enough Of Them.
Pairing / Characters: Ten, Donna
Rating: All Ages
Summary: The Doctor owns a lot of Converses. Lots of Converses.
Disclaimer: This is not mine to own.
Author's Notes: Written because I just love Doctor and Donna banter.

“Doctor, are you sure you don’t have OCD?” Donna questioned, absolutely and positively serious.

A huge clanging noise echoed throughout the TARDIS, along with a rather loud “What?!?” uttered by the Time Lord who was apparently “fixing” something on the afore-mentioned ship.

Fighting the forest of tubes and wires and an extremely long yo-yo, which had somehow managed to get down there, the Doctor’s head popped out amongst the miscellany.

“Why do you say that for? I most certainly do not have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I might be organised–” he was cut off by Donna’s disbelieving scoff.

“You? Organised? That’s almost as bad as saying that my Gramps doesn’t like sneaking off to watch the stars!” The Doctor opened his big gob, but before he could get a word in, Donna was off again. “If anyone’s organised, it’s the TARDIS, Herself. She at least knows where all of the rooms are. Anyway, I wasn’t even talking about your apparent ‘tidiness’, Spaceman. I was talking about your need for Converses. Every kind.”

“Oh” was all he had to say on that matter, however, and he quickly ducked back under the wild array of wires, anticipating A Lecture from Donna.

“Fifty pairs of Converses. Fifty. Were two pairs not enough? Obviously not.” As she took a second to take in a breath, the Doctor’s head bobbed back up again and interrupted her tirade.

“Donna! You can’t talk, you have at least seventy pairs of shoes. That’s twenty more than me! At least thirty of yours are high-at-the-heel, and yet they are totally inappropriate for running! I should know, given that I’ve–”

“You’ve what, Doctor? Wore a pair? Do you secretly have a weird fetish with working on the TARDIS in stilettos, do you? Next I’ll be finding women’s lingerie around in strange places on the TARDIS, and it won’t be mine!”

Donna!” the Doctor admonished, his cheeks going a slight strawberry colour. “I’ve never worn women’s underwear! Never, not at any time! Well, at least not what I remember.” He regretted that last sentence, as soon as it had come out.

“Uh-ha! So you admit it! You could’ve worn them at any time! I’m willing to bet it was while I wasn’t here. . .”

The Doctor’s face clouded over for a moment, before clearing up again. “Oh, the things I have done, Donna. . .”

Trying to keep up the care-free front, Donna went to the light-hearted banter again. “Yes, I bet you have. . . Trying to get in some fleshy alien’s pants. . .”

I am: cheerfulcheerful
I am listening to: Bring Night - Sia
Fransisca: dr who ten donnafransisca on December 4th, 2010 12:17 pm (UTC)
LOl that was a fun fic! Thanks for sharing :)
Manda /n/ Oobie: Dr Who - Donnaoobiemcruby on December 4th, 2010 07:28 pm (UTC)
That's alright, I'm really glad you enjoyed it! :)
bratflorida: DT manpantsbratflorida on December 4th, 2010 06:13 pm (UTC)
Hee hee hee.... *imagining Ten in a thong*

I love repartee between the Doctor and Donna, fun stuff!!! *g* More???
Manda /n/ Oobie: Dr Who - Donnaoobiemcruby on December 4th, 2010 07:32 pm (UTC)
Of course you would be thinking like that, and have the most appropriate picture for it! XD

Hmm, me too. I dunno if I can. . . You'll have to go talk to my muse. :P
emraldeyedauter: pic#99860918emraldeyedauter on December 14th, 2010 08:22 am (UTC)
Ten in a thong. OMG Is it wrong to think that seems sexy lol.
Jenn: Ten lolfaechailtherain on December 4th, 2010 11:23 pm (UTC)
LOL Such BFFS! AND you made me realize I have a serious lack of a proper Ten Donna icon. This crisis must be avoided!
Manda /n/ Oobie: Dr Who - Donnaoobiemcruby on December 5th, 2010 12:00 am (UTC)
And I'm assuming that BFFS means "Best Friends Forever", which they completely are. It makes me feel a bit nostalgic, though.

I KNOW, I MUST RECTIFY THAT, ALSO. At least I have a Donna user pic. . .

Thank you for reading, my BB. :D
the silver lady: Ten & Donna laugh by renestarkoacciochocolate on December 6th, 2010 12:58 pm (UTC)
re: Converses. Can Never Get Enough Of Them
Love your writing style! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face this freezing morning!
Manda /n/ Oobie: Dr Who - Donnaoobiemcruby on December 6th, 2010 08:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Converses. Can Never Get Enough Of Them
Oh, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I hope you've warmed up by now! :)
develish1develish1 on December 6th, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
just the giggle I needed :)
Manda /n/ Oobie: Dr Who - Donnaoobiemcruby on December 6th, 2010 09:39 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you giggled. :)
emraldeyedauteremraldeyedauter on December 14th, 2010 08:21 am (UTC)
Lol, hilarious. Love a good Doctor and Donna banter story especially when Donna gets the best of the Time Lord. Fifty pairs of converses. We'll be calling him Imelda Marcos next or perhaps Donna might steal the title with her seventy pairs.
Manda /n/ Oobie: Dr Who - Donna & Tenoobiemcruby on December 14th, 2010 09:56 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I do too, and I can't seem to find many Doctor and Donna squabbling in fics anymore. I must go hunting!

Yes, I can imagine Ten having a whole closet dedicated to his shoes, and having them ordered by the colour of the rainbow. XD Could you imagine Donna's reaction upon stumbling into that? HILARIOUS! ;)